50 Funny Rose Quotes (jokes, puns, and funny rose captions!)

The Best Funny Quotes About Roses

I’ve put together 50 rose quotes for you, split in 4 categories:

• my favorite funny rose quotes
• puns about roses
• rose jokes
• quotes that make for funny rose captions

Let’s start with my favorites!

Here are the best funny quotes about roses:

1. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m terrible at gardening, but this rose is for you!”
2. “Why did the rose bring a ladder? It wanted to climb to new heights of floral comedy!”
3. 

   If you really screw up, send roses.

   — Letitia Baldrige
4. “A rose by any other name would still be stuck with thorns – talk about a prickly situation!”

1. “If roses could talk, they’d probably complain about being constantly ‘picked’ on!”
2. “Why did the rose blush? Because it saw the other flowers in their birthday suits!”
3. “I asked the rose for some gardening advice, but it just told me to ‘leaf’ it alone!”
4. “Roses are like jokes; they’re better when they’ve had time to ‘bloom’!”
5. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not good with colors, but this joke will do!”
6. “You’d get a lot more work done if you didn’t stop and smell the roses so often.”

With these funny rose quotes, you’re in for a bouquet of laughs!

They all add a playful twist to the world of blossoms and botany.

And of course, I threw in some “roses are red” funny poems, for good measure.

Funny Rose Captions for Instagram

Ready to sprinkle some humor into your Instagram feed?

Well then, these funny rose jokes are sure to tickle your followers’ funny bones.

They’ll work just great with any rose pics 📸🌹

Read all the funny rose captions for Instagram:

1. “When life gives you thorns, make a meme-worthy rose!”
2. “Blooming with humor and a hint of sass #RoseGoals”
3. “Floral comedy is in full bloom – petal to the metal!”
4. “Trying to be a funny rose in a garden full of serious flowers.”
5. 

   Roses are red, Instagram’s too; here’s a funny caption, just for you!

6. “Why did the rose start a stand-up career? It had too many thorny issues to address!”
7. “Captioning roses is like telling jokes – it’s all about the delivery!”
8. “Petal to the laughter, because life’s too short for serious captions!”

1. “This rose is here to bloom and entertain – it’s a rosy stand-up show!”
2. “When roses get funny, the whole garden blooms with laughter!”
3. “What’s a rose’s favorite social media platform? ‘Petal’gram!”

The quotes above should help you transform your Instagram into a garden of laughter.

Each caption adds comedy to your floral snapshots, turning your feed into a blooming comedy show.

Whether you’re posting a cheeky selfie with a rose or showcasing your garden’s comedic side, these captions bring humor to every petal of your Instagram journey.

Funny Rose Puns

Alright, let’s move on to our next category, dedicated to rose puns.

Get ready for a bouquet of puns that will have you laughing and rolling your eyes at the same time!

Warning: some of these puns are pretty bad, dad jokes style.

Find below the funny rose puns:

1. “What is the florist’s favorite rock band?” Guns and Roses.”
2. “How does a rose express its feelings? It ‘rose’ to the occasion!”
3. “No more tears and sor-rose.”
4. 

   What’s a rose’s favorite type of music? ‘Petal’ rock, of course!

5. “What do you call a rose that tells jokes? A ‘bud’ of humor!”

1. “Why did the rose become a chef? It wanted to add a dash of ‘rosemary’ to every dish!”
2. “Why did the rose go to therapy? It had too many ‘deep roots’ issues!”
3. “I had thought about giving my friend orchids for her birthday, but ended up giving her a bunch of roses. It was a sudden change of plants.”
4. “There were no roses in the garden. The gardener said he had not botany.”
5. “The flower picture was blurry due to low rose-olution.”

1. “What’s a rose’s favorite TV show? ‘The Thorny Bachelorette’!”
2. “The rose’s mother only gave them one piece of advice. She said, You should always live life in full bloom.”
3. 

   Why do roses drive so fast? They put the petal to the metal.

4. “Why did the rose go to school? To ‘grow’ its knowledge!”
5. “What did the florist say to the customer who was trying to bargain over the price of the rose bouquet? Take it or leaf it bud!”
6. “You’re such a gene-rose person.”

Wow, you got through all of the puns?

I guess they weren’t that bad then, were they?

Disclaimer, I rolled my eyes many, many times when writing this section 🤣

Even More Rose Quotes, Funny & Punny

And finally, we get to the last section of this post.

If you didn’t find the right pick for you in the ones above, this is your last chance!

Let’s get rolling with an abundance of funny rose quotes that promise to keep you smiling and blooming with joy.

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That’s literally me & my husband with his pollen allergy

Get the final list of rose funny quotes:

1. “What’s a rose’s favorite movie? The Thorn Identity!”
2. “What’s a rose’s favorite snack? ‘Petal’ chips!”
3. “Why did the rose become a detective? It wanted to ‘unearth’ the truth!”
4. “Why did the rose start a band? It wanted to ‘blossom’ into musical fame!”

Read more: check out all the best quotes about dying roses

1. “Roses are red, violets are blue; I hate poetry, but I’m into you.”

1. 

   Roses are red, violets are blue; you snore like a bear, but I’m still into you.

2. “Roses are red, violets are blue; I’m allergic to flowers. A-a-achoo!”
3. “The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.” Salvador Dali
4. “Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wouldn’t know since I don’t get them from you.”
5. 

   I’d rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck, but I wouldn’t say no to diamonds.

   — Emma Goldman
6. “My garden roses are so fabulous, even the squirrels take selfies.”
7. “Love is like a rose—beautiful, but sometimes it comes with unexpected thorns, like forgetting anniversaries.”
8. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.” Oscar Levant

Aaaand 50! That’s the end of our compilation dedicated to funny quotes on roses.

I hope you found inspiration in these quotes, and that you enjoyed reading them all.

By the way, what was your favorite quote of them all? Let me know in the comments below and tell me why you loved it!

My favorite is definitely #22 – the joke about the florist favorite music band!